This will be THE FIRST full-fledged, all-out, hour-plus Cock Brothers Team show in Chocolate City people! Oral B and Billie Buttsex will be doing song after song with perhaps SIX costume changes, will perform spoken word poetry, and invite the crowd to join a gay rap cipher after the show.

The CBT Dancing Penis at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

What's more, there will be special guests APLENTY including our famed back-up dancing giant inflatable penis and most importantly THREE DOLLA BILLY who will be leaving the state of Colorado and the greater Denver metropolitan area for the FIRST TIME in his life to join the Cock Brothers on stage. No one knows how Billy has managed to secure passage out east, but we ARE SURE that he will relate that and many other "colorful" anecdotes while entertaining the crowd during the aforementioned CBT costume changes (and YOU KNOW the CBT knows how to rock costumes).

Come out and represent family - penis is the greatest way to over"cum" the holiday blues.

Directions to The Wonderland Ballroom

You can visit The Wonderland Ballroom page on WashingtonPost.com to get custom directions from anywhere in the United States

Within DC, The Wonderland Ballroom is located at the intersection of 11 St. NW and Kenyon Rd.From the Columbia Heights Metro Station, walk 2 blocks east on Irving St., turn left on 11th and walk one block north to Kenyon. It is located on the Northwest corner.

Free off street parking available within 1 block (call 202-232-5263 or ask doorman for information