The Can't Hang show is $5 but BELIEVE US that is a small price to pay to see your favorite gay rappers, The Cock Brothers Team, tear shit up in their hometown of Baltimore aka Bodymore, Maryland aka Murdaland.

I Love Buttsex

 As a public service (and to fulfill the community service terms of their probation), The ALL CBT show at The Wonderland Ballroom aka The WonderHole aka Knob Hill: One Night Stand will be ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY FREE and will be HUGE.  Washington, DC is all about The Cock Brothers and this show will be PACKED like fudge.  Expect the craziest shit you've EVER seen go down at a rap show (and, yes, the dancing penis will be there if all of its erect and hairy-balled glory).

Give Me Oral

 UPDATE!!!!  CBT Killa B-Hole leader and Brown Star General, Three Dolla Billy aka Three Dolla aka $3 aka Tres D aka Ol' Dirty Billy will be making his EAST COAST DEBUT at The Wonderland.  3DB fans will already know that this will be THE FIRST TIME Billy has ever set foot out of Colorado (DTown STAND UP! Golden STAND UP! ) and he is so very, very, VERY excited.  Expect him to perform his hit "Go Ahead and Touch" aka "Man Love Apocalypse" though we expect it will take the support of the fans for him to "bust that one out" as he is a little self-conscious ever since he got shot in the throat a few years ago.

 COME ON OUT AND SUPPORT YOUR HOME TEAM FOR THESE ONES FAMILY!!!